Before marriage

Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage

Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.

I die for you

After marriage

You die, up to you.

Lagi lama married

You die I help you!

Before marriage

You go anywhere

I follow you.

After marriage

You go anywhere. . up to you .

Lagi lama married

You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding

You are my heart, you are my love

After wedding

You get on my nerves.

Before wedding

You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella

After wedding

You are worse than godzila.

Before wedding

Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding

Roses are dead, I am blue.

You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding

Every meal he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding

You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding

Yhe looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding

Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding

Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill

After wedding

Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding

He opens the car door

After wedding

He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding

You are my ideal

After wedding

You become my ordeal

conclusion NEVER Get married =P